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  • Me: You didn't notice. But when you were giving that example of justifications of crime in a more general way, and you said 'let's say I have a /really/ hot girlfriend...' the professor and about 80% of the class surreptitiously glanced at me. Because of course they did.
  • P: Well...I have to say that when I imagine my future girlfriend, she's... really not as hot as you.
  • Me: ???? ? ??????????? THank? ???
  • P: I don't know it's.....Like you know Amy's monologue about how Rory is beautiful...That's really how I feel about you. Heidi Klum could appear right now and you would honestly be so much more beautiful than her.
  • Me: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ???????????????????????????????
  • P: Anyways, let's talk about literally anything else.
  •  -
  • P: DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TO SPEAK IN IAMBIC HEXAMETER?
  •  -
  • Me: I HAVE TO GO HOME AND HELP MY FAMILY PACK & MOVE.
  • P: BUt....OKAY. YOU COULD GO ON THE NEXT BUS? And stay a bit longer?
  • Me: Nopes, that'd be too late.
  • P (quietly): ...But I like it when you're here.
  • Me: ..........Okay BYEEEEEE.
July 2014
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lemmonysnippets:

My entire characterization of John Watson in-a-relationship-with-Sherlock-Holmes and how he would look at Sherlock and act in that relationship can just be summarized by:

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July 2014
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extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

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phoenixfalls:

Anthony Mackie, photographed by Lucie Hugary.

July 2014
28

It’s a depressive, anti-social LAZy day.

My laptop died.
Do I risk going up to grab my charger?
Or do I ipod blog and hope to GOD that my USB wall charger is around!??
Fuck.
But my pineapple juice is upstairs.
Like.
Dude fucking juice.
I’d honestly go up, put aside my nightmare flashbacks,deal with meeting someone IMPORTANT and NEW (stress stress stress stress), for a glass of pineapple juice.
Fuck.
Blugh.

But would I put on pants for juice. ?
That’s the real question.
Would I stand up and put on pants or juice?
Fuck.

July 2014
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dem0man:

Some of you are really cool folks and stuff, but you sometimes reblogs from people who either harrased me or harrased one of my friends and it just, really stressing…

I’m making this post as a “please, like/reblog this post if it’s okay to adress this and let you know about this person”.

In the same way, if I ever reblog from someone who is known for doing terrible things, please let me know and I’ll keep it in private if that’s your wish.

July 2014
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Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

somethingfangirly:

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

I swear like half of those reblogs is me

…………………..it’s still not fucking broken 

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July 2014
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Gross mobile so I can’t read more post of the day

Either I just started my period or I just became physically aroused by a really soft pillow in Ross.

#nsfw   #ish?   #tmi   #sorrrrryy   #pepe   #le queue   
July 2014
28

That awkward moment when

  • Your charger is upstairs.
  • Your pineapple juice is upstairs.
  • You’re avoiding a friend/housemate
  • You’re also avoiding meeting your friend/housemates friend who is in town.
  • Namely because you haven’t been getting much sleep.
  • Namely because you’ve been having night terrors in which your emotions are SO tumultuous that you wake up on the verge of tears.
  • Dreams in which LITERALLY all that appears to be happening in aforementioned friend/housemate having a sexual relationship with a rando.
    AND YOU’re SO UPSET, THAT ITS STILL NOT YOU. THAT IT’LL NEVER EVER BE YOU that you wake up and then are just so fucking angry at your subconscious that you can’t get back to sleep.
  • Oh
  • And you’re just not at a point where socializing with anyone is even feasible,
  • Let alone meeting your besties bestie.
  • ALL I WANT IS JUICE.
  • IM AT 10% battery.
  • And I JUST HEARD HIM OUTSIDE. NOOOO. FUCK FUCK FUCKKK.
  • WHYYY???
  • I have to bus home to help my family move! GHGHIEF.
#RL   #stine   
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