Alright so I work at the ticket office on campus.
Older patrons usually call to purchase over the phone, and then spend about 20 minutes talking to you. They apologize profusely for taking up so much of your time, as they just talk to you. They tell you about their life, their families, what performances they’ve seen, etc. And it makes me really emotional. These people are reaching out, wanting to be heard and talk to someone; and they’ve chosen me. I am honored. I ask questions and make comments so that they know I am listening. Please don’t apologize to me. I could be on the phone with a douchenozzle, but instead I get to converse with you. It’s probably my absolute favorite thing about my job.
I MET SEBASTIAN TODAY!!! he was so nice and really happy to meet fans :) i took a selfie with him and my friend got the body shot! it was random too! best moment of my life.
"Shall I, erm, smile and wink? I do that sometimes, no idea why. People seem to like it."
mycroft visiting sherlock during john and mary’s honeymoon and finding his little brother unshaven and still in his suit from the wedding.
"Encourage tranquility if you are feeling agitated."
BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON
B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON
beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK
This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist
-My Jones Soda cap.
In all honesty, I was working my self up into a tizzy. I just have so many questions and I absolutely do not understand your motivations sometimes and it’s actually infuriating. So I angrily grabbed my fucking soda bottle, to angrily take a sip.
- ayo fuck this.
- are we datin?
- are we fucking?
- are we bestfriends?
- are we somethin?
- inbetween that?
- i wish we never fucked and i mean that.
- but not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and its fucking awesome…