May 2014
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#Tina Fey   #Accurate   #Womanhood   #Le sigh   
May 2014
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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

#hilarity   #Coconut water   #Accurate   #Same   #GPOY   
January 2014
29
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i cant stop fucking thinking about dicks

 - sigmund freud (via aestheticzombie)
January 2014
21
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arkenstoned:

'can this show get any gayer?!?!?!?!?!'

idk maybe if they actually included any canon queer characters

January 2014
20
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lameborghini:

feed me onion rings and tell me i look ok

#Bless this post   #ACCURATE   #About me   #Basically   #Same   #Onion Rings   #Ok   #Pls   
January 2014
09
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ludwig-weilschmidt:

WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY

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#UGH   #Glasses   #Problems   #Accurate   #RAGE   
January 2014
05
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dollopheadsandclotpoles:

pelennorfeels:

wow that was a great episode of sherlock

mycroft taking up llama herding

molly and mrs. hudson getting married

john watson getting pregnant

sherlock singing god save the queen

ah yes it’s good to see that this show is back.

The real episode was weirder imo

December 2013
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sherlocks-angels:

frickgerard:

If men had periods it would be a fucking national crisis and there would be a vending machine selling pads on every street corner like it was a fucking starbucks and missing work for that week would be completely justified

SAME GOES FOR IF MEN HAD CHILDREN, ABORTION WOULD BE MADE LEGAL QUICKER THAN A DEATH ON SUPERNATURAL 

November 2013
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sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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November 2013
08
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cokeflow:

shout out to people who help me with really simple things because I’m an idiot

October 2013
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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
October 2013
13
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cosmo tip #651

expertcosmotips:

bazinga shirts exist so you know who not to date

#ACCURATE   #Cosmo Tip   #Tips   #hilarity   
October 2013
12
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