So ever since it came out that Cas is going to arrive at the bunker only to leave it immediately after, presumably at the request of Dean and insistence of Ezekiel, I’ve been lying in bed awake at night, staring at the ceiling, thinking about life.
But then last night, I came to a glorious conclusion that I know probably won’t happen but definitely should:
Obviously, Cas isn’t shoved unceremoniously into the world like an unwelcome stray, but is instead given a packed bag and an address pressed into his palm which of course takes him to Charlie, wherever she’s holed up. And as Dean figures out what to do about Sam and Ezekiel, Charlie brings (attempts to catch) Cas up to speed on all this human stuff and constructs a new identity for him and they stay up late watching Star Trek
They totally take turns reading The Hobbit out loud to each other. Charlie reads while Cas learns how to cook, Cas reads while Charlie’s doing whatever she does on her computer. And maybe they just both read silently when it’s raining, tucked under blankets and armed with hot coffee, and when they find a passage they especially enjoy, they read it out loud. And become best friends. Forever.
And when Dean finally shows up to collect Cas, Charlie drives back with them to stay a few days at the bunker, and Dean finds that they’re really annoying and giggly and grumpy together and already have a ton of inside jokes and gang up on Dean and Sam (Kevin happily joins them). And then everyone is happy and the rest of the season is them playing Dungeons and Dragons and cospalying together, the end.
i really really reallly
- do not
- want Castiel
- unmeaningful sex.
- just to make him have sex.