holyhomoeroticbatman:

 Phone Sex With Dr. Reid

holyhomoeroticbatman:

Oh Jim.

OH MY GOD. JIM BEAVER AND PAGET BREWSTER!? PLEASE JIM, PLEASE GUEST STAR ON CRIMINAL MINDS. PLEASE. IT WOULD COMPLETE MY LIFE. YOU CAN BE AN UNSUB OR AN OFFICER. I DONT EVEN CARE.

thewolfathedoor:

Really? Dammit Paget Brewster! I want to be upset, but you are just such an awesome person, and if you want to move on then that’s fine. But at the same time THE SHOW needs you. Look at those episodes without you. Some of my least favorite episodes ever. Dammit. THey can’t kill her again. Just write her off in a sensical way. And let JJ be her replacement. Don’t bring in a newbie. UGH, Lazy rage.
 

jeffreydahmer:

holyhomoeroticbatman:

You said Shemartthew

I said Shematthew

You said friends

I said husbands

You said straight

I said ghey

Shemartthew

Shematthew

Let’s call the whole thing off. 

Shematthew lovers I hope you enjoy this.

You can’t spell homoerotic subtext, without some buttsex

criminalmusings:

Poor JJ needs a gunpoint scene. It’s gun gun dog gun gun gun lol.

erinhaleybates:

well thank you Shemar :D

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

gublernation:

147 miles per gallon

Dirty, dirty, filthy innapropriate thoughts.

• Normal person: What's wrong with their face?
• You: OH GOD
• You: OH SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
• You: YOU ARE TOO PRECIOUS
• You: YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
• You: OH GOD WHY DO I LOVE YOU