"Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea!"
—Sammi, Jersey Shore.
Reason 294854904 why I love this show.
Season 1: What you see is what you're getting in the episode, keeping it short and memorable
Season 2: Slightly more obscure but still informative titles
Season 3: So hopefully really long titles will make up for the lack of episodes
Season 4: We're getting paid by the letter
Season 5: Pop culture references... idk man this could be risky
Season 6: USE ALL THE POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!!!!!!!!!
Season 7: How many sex jokes can we fit onto one line
OH MY GOD. JIM BEAVER AND PAGET BREWSTER!? PLEASE JIM, PLEASE GUEST STAR ON CRIMINAL MINDS. PLEASE. IT WOULD COMPLETE MY LIFE. YOU CAN BE AN UNSUB OR AN OFFICER. I DONT EVEN CARE.
This looks like a picture for a sitcom. Cockles just adopted their first child. The show is about them adjusting to life as parents, all while dealing with sharing a house with Jensen’s brother Jared. Hilarity ensues as the three learn what it means to be a family.
Oh my God. This is the greatest thing on Earth. I’m done. I’m just done. Nothing is topping this.
i wish i could get a boner, man.
i really do.