mycroft visiting sherlock during john and mary’s honeymoon and finding his little brother unshaven and still in his suit from the wedding.
BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON
B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON
beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK
This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist
I made my gums bleed trying to get the taste of you out of my mouth
I made my wrists bleed trying to get your touch off my skin
By the time I forget you there won’t be any blood left in my body"
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead