c-u-m-b-e-r-b-a-b-y:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

#omg #what wait okay because au where jim and spock get stuck on earth #and spock has to grow his hair out human-style #and jim forces him to wear humourous t-shirts #(because they did save the earth. twice even.) #and jim sees him ruffling his hair and wearing the shirt one morning #and says ‘looking good’ (via thylaa)

go sit in the corner and think about what you have just done

scaredycas:

#whispers i want an au where jim loses his memory#and he thinks he’s just a regular guy #and spock has been ordered not to see him#but spock is secretly a little fucking rebel #and so he visits him occasionally#trying his best not to talk about star fleet or his time as captain#but instead falls in love all over again with jim and jim falls for him too #OK I’M FINE

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pretzel-the-hognose:

[X]

HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED

conversationswithbees:

O Canada!

i thought of you, while in the shower

and i thought of how nice it’d be

to have your things among my things

along the bathtub’s edge

and i imagined myself running out of soap

and using yours

and wearing you to work, and the grocery store

and i imagined that night, laying down beside you

and smelling your neck

and finding out where all my soap had gone

"He who is beautiful is beautiful only when seen,
But he who is good will be beautiful at once."  - Sappho (via theelephantry)

Sherlock AU: Sentiment

└ On the morning of The Fall, Jim receives a parting gift from Moran.

"

Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The reporter had been assigned a theory and was seeking sound bites to support it. “Wouldn’t you say,” she asked, “that killings like this are influenced by violent movies?” No, I said, I wouldn’t say that. “But what about ‘Basketball Diaries’?” she asked. “Doesn’t that have a scene of a boy walking into a school with a machine gun?” The obscure 1995 Leonardo Di Caprio movie did indeed have a brief fantasy scene of that nature, I said, but the movie failed at the box office (it grossed only $2.5 million), and it’s unlikely the Columbine killers saw it.
The reporter looked disappointed, so I offered her my theory. “Events like this,” I said, “if they are influenced by anything, are influenced by news programs like your own. When an unbalanced kid walks into a school and starts shooting, it becomes a major media event. Cable news drops ordinary programming and goes around the clock with it. The story is assigned a logo and a theme song; these two kids were packaged as the Trench Coat Mafia. The message is clear to other disturbed kids around the country: If I shoot up my school, I can be famous. The TV will talk about nothing else but me. Experts will try to figure out what I was thinking. The kids and teachers at school will see they shouldn’t have messed with me. I’ll go out in a blaze of glory.”

In short, I said, events like Columbine are influenced far less by violent movies than by CNN, the NBC Nightly News and all the other news media, who glorify the killers in the guise of “explaining” them. I commended the policy at the Sun-Times, where our editor said the paper would no longer feature school killings on Page 1. The reporter thanked me and turned off the camera. Of course the interview was never used. They found plenty of talking heads to condemn violent movies, and everybody was happy.

"  - Roger Ebert  (via kamikaze-queer)

fivesentencesmut:

Gabriel’s sucking on Lucifer’s fingers, mouth pursed around them, and he knows his brother’s body is beneath him, warm and languid. So who, then, owns the fingers that tease at him now, opening him up until he’s burning to be owned and filled so well?

He should wonder, but by now he knows the…

geniusorinsanity:

ladyofmischief:

Avengers Assemble

#asdsfjg #obviously rdj is taking the tony approach like the bitch he is #and then you’ve got thiddles coming out all awkward and smiley like um hey guise #and then there’s ruffalo like yeah sure idk what to do i’ll just throw up some peace signs #AND THEN THERE’S RENNER WHO COMES OUT LIKE GOOD NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I HOPE YOUR BODIES ARE APPROPIATELY PREPARED FOR ME

REBLOGGING FOR RENNER TAGS. SO FUCKING ACCURATE.

probablystilladoreyou:

This men. I’m telling you.