ellaminnowpea:

windspray:

shit son

dang

"

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that led them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

"  - delacroix  (via ceedling)

lokilovers:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population

but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to 

ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR

UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW

THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

lightgetsout:

I see your point.

“My body could be so disgusting that you are rendered impotent.”

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satosexual:

If you call me by my name and not my url, even if we haven’t talked much

kabukigurl:

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

hereinyourarms33:

suuuuuuusan:

If you can find a single fictional villain that I don’t love at least a little bit then honestly you deserve a fucking trophy.

umbridge

Is it just me or is hating Umbridge the unifying quality of the Harry Potter fandom? Like, whether you ship Hermione with Ron or Harry, whether you ship Harry/Ginny or not, however you feel about Snape, whatever, everyone hates Umbridge

But we all love Mama Umbridge.

beyoncebeytwice:

im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time

gwnstacy:

don’t ask me about my favorite tv show because i’ll bet you a million dollars that conversation is going to be a lot more than you bargained for