uhm. uh. Bad words and penises below the cut.
Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet
AU in which Dean is an angel and pulls Castiel out of hell
“I think I did a good job putting you back, Castiel…”
so i go down to get myself a glass of milk to start the day off
but find myself unable to
because my parents decided to be little fucks and put the fridge between the counter and the sink
i’m not laughing.
"The best way John can punish him is with his penis! Like a lot! And ridiculously slowly!" - The greatest anon comment, on a Sherlock fic, to ever exist.
This is probably one of the most glorious fan-service scenes since Sam’s epic work out session. DAT ASS MAN.
I’m gonna need to to ahead and reblog this a few more times
A warning to the people: This is war.
Le Poker Face
Supernatural Season 3 Gag Reel 17
Wherein Everyone Gets Laid (Even the Cows)
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD NOT WRITE FANFICTION (i.e. me and eleihoma)
Castiel appeared in front of Dean’s face, panting.
The look of physical exertion on the angel’s face was so unusual that Dean paused in the middle of shoveling the fork full of pie into his face.
“What is it Cas?”
“Dean! Dean—it’s the cows. No one understands it. They’ve…rebelled.”
“The cows?” Dean said, slewing his mouth sideways. “Really, Cas, the cows? Have you been listening to Crowley again?”
The comment rankled slightly, and Cas looked, exasperated, out the window for a moment before turning back. “No, Dean. The animals. They have somehow acquired weapons. There’s only one way I can think of to stop it.”
“Which is?” Dean stood up. “What? Surrender all of the burgers? Cause there’s no way in hell I’m giving up—”
“It’s Sam, Dean. He’s the only one who can communicate in their language.”
